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Report 03 / The League

Six rooms where the audience
already lives.

9,139 comments from the exact fandoms the brief names, including the Black entertainment audience via LipstickAlley. Each room has its own voice, its own loyalties, its own verdicts.

Syndicated audience decks describe these viewers demographically. We recorded what they actually do: what each community celebrates, what it puts on trial, and the words it owns. This is persona work you can quote, literally.

Finding 3.1

Each fandom, fingerprinted

Sample size, how each room speaks, and the terms it uses far more than any control. The differences are the brief: one campaign system, six native dialects.

90 Day Fiancé
2,182 docs
verdicts 22% of talk · 3.3×takes sides 1.1×
looksgirldaughterfamilycouplechildwomen
Brandon with his mom's hairdo As we all know, Brandon and his mom look a lot alike... But I still needed proof, so I just had to do this. I added Brandon's face to a picture of his mom and d…
reddit · ▲5742src
Love After Lockup
1,377 docs
verdicts 14% of talk · 2.1×takes sides 0.70×
looksgirlwomanprisonlooks likeshe lookswomen
Alex vs Brooke showdown Someone requested I draw this moment and I couldn't resist. I think Brooke got her just deserts this episode. Who do you guys side with?
reddit · ▲1525src
Mama June
1,244 docs
verdicts 20% of talk · 3.0×takes sides 0.33×
familycustodydaughterchildkidsmoneycustody of
Pumpkin & her man Scrolling through Facebook Dating and found this. 🤮🤮
reddit · ▲583src
The Braxtons
1,869 docs
verdicts 25% of talk · 3.6×takes sides 0.84×
familysisterssistersaidsh tbecausemusic
Apollo jumped on Brandon for no reason. K Michelle scary ass always throwing sh!t and running, hiding behind security huffing and puffing. Cant stand her.
forums · ▲0src
Summer House
609 docs
verdicts 14% of talk · 2.0×takes sides 1.5×
reunionfriendgirlfriendshiploveinsecurethe reunion
KJ WE LOVE YOU! Flood the comments with positivity!! God Bless this Man & His Vulnerability. If you are struggling please know that you are loved and wanted!! I am praying tonight for KJ &…
reddit · ▲7232src
LipstickAlley Reality TV
1,858 docs
verdicts 12% of talk · 1.7×takes sides 1.1×
threadseasonwomengirlmensh ttag
It’s unprofessional. If she wanted to respond, a simple there were logistical issues would have sufficed. Also Leah is with one of the biggest agencies, UTA. I refused to believe there is …
forums · ▲0src
Finding 3.2

The three viewers the brief names, found in the wild

The brief describes three people. We didn't rename them or guess at them; we went to the rooms where each one already talks and measured what she says.

From the brief
Comfort Loyalist
SOLO VIEWER · F 62–80

“Value, simplicity, and familiar content. They do not want to pay for things they never watch. TV is a daily ritual, not a discovery exercise.”

Where we hear her

The switcher threads. She is the voice arguing price and hating equipment fees: 30 of 51 Philo threads argue value, and “paying for sports I never watch” is a recurring complaint across every brand's threads. Her ritual shows up in the season schedule: appointment viewing is measured behavior, not a persona-deck guess.

From the brief
Black Entertainment
SOLO VIEWER · F 46–54

“Entertainment-first viewing habits. Heavy reality consumption across franchises. Her loyalty to shows runs deep.”

Where we hear her

LipstickAlley's reality rooms plus the Braxtons and Mama June fandoms, collected from the forum itself, not a panel. LSA renders verdicts like every room here (adjudicating 1.7× controls), and the loyalty is literal: it is the one room where fans speak of the cast as family (3.0% of comments, 4.4× controls).

From the brief
Black Entertainment
HOUSEHOLD VIEWER · F 46–54

“Watches multiple lifestyle and reality franchises. Influences household viewing decisions. Treats TV as communal.”

Where we hear her

The communal part is the most measurable thing in this report: reacting together is the one behavior every community shares, and forum threads are group viewing in text form. LSA alone gave us 1,858 comments of people watching at each other, not just near each other. She is the House Divided film's living room.

Campaign copy for these audiences should be written from these threads, not about them. The quote bank below is the source material.

In their own words

The quote bank

Filter by classified stance. Every card links to the live thread it came from.

Badge = this stance's rate in these communities vs pooled controls (n-weighted). gold ≥ 1.5× · pink ≥ 1.1×

No lies were told 💅 Can anyone think of a single example where Amanda was a good friend to any of the girls? The ONLY time she could have conceivably been doing a good thing for another girl was when she yelled at West for making out with a girl in front of Ciara, and now we know she was fuming on b
Summer House · reddit · ▲5820
No lies were told 💅
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Brandon with his mom's hairdo As we all know, Brandon and his mom look a lot alike... But I still needed proof, so I just had to do this. I added Brandon's face to a picture of his mom and decided to share the mind-boggling result. Enjoy.
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲5742
Brandon with his mom's hairdo
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Trish is a natural stunner. This lady is absolutely gorgeous. No makeup, natural hair, genuine personality. She can do a bazillion times better than that jerk Rick. I hope she comes to her senses and sees her worth!! (Yeah I know they split at some point but I hope we get to see her send him packing
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲4574
Trish is a natural stunner.
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Austen Kroll was telling the fucking truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summer House · reddit · ▲4058
West and Amanda OFFICIAL
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The ick has become unbearable lately. Im not talking about their physical appearance, but the sheer number of douchey dudes are just too damn high. Has it always been this way or am I just noticing? There are a ton of awful women as well, but the men are just taking the cake this time around.
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲3921
The ick has become unbearable lately.
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Delayed reaction, but imo Rick having sex with Trisha before telling her he cheated is a form of sexual assault. It’s happened to me before in a relationship, and I would never have consented had I known the facts. This precious young woman deserves so much better.
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲2035
Delayed reaction, but imo Rick having sex with Trisha before telling her he cheated is a form of sexual assault. It’s ha
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I can't stand Greta Ultimately abandoned her cat. Expected Matthew to be okay with her decision to split after 4 days but bashes him for moving on after HALF A YEAR. Publicly shames him and faults him for their sex life (gangs up with her friends too). Yes, they were not a match. But that does not m
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲1790
I can't stand Greta
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Adnan is beardfishing I never knew beardfishing is a thing. Had to hop on Photoshop to prove my point.
90 Day Fiancé · reddit · ▲1739
Adnan is beardfishing
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Amanda fumbled her post divorce SO hard. I’m so disappointed!!
Summer House · reddit · ▲1730
West and Amanda OFFICIAL
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CommunityDocsTokensProviders
90 Day Fiancé2,21581,175reddit_json / apify / lsa
Love After Lockup1,39633,769reddit_json / apify / lsa
Mama June1,27862,644reddit_json / apify / lsa
The Braxtons1,92273,149reddit_json / apify / lsa
Summer House61017,051reddit_json / apify / lsa
LipstickAlley Reality TV1,88274,140reddit_json / apify / lsa
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Voice of the Switcher